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Lauren Revolt
created by Jack Bandit RT
review by The Vondicator
download: here

lol, aiight, yo. this is da newest ddm reveiwre in da house, i be da vondicator. i'm not supposed to exisdt in tdias dimension so relax and read my review or i will eet u ^__^. okie.Take a kewl Garou: MOTW charaz. plus a verily badly paleette. pluss pounsd of inexpensive movies. subtract all originality and playabilityityity. minus anything even kewl about the original charaz and rereplace w/ absolule borin and "flashie" movez, as well as juss verry badd mugen codin. wut is da dividend? u get dis lil character by Jack Bandit RT.

where duz a monster from another dimension begin :_]? O, yah. da grafix. sprites are merely Gato (lol nno not gato from chrono trigger! dis one dont got no metal joints, n u cn not beat him up fo 15 silvah pointes) with a new palwette. new, yes, and very unpretty. If that's not unprettily enough 4 u, weve got a hole line of badlier palettes. w00t! most uv da effex cum frum jaroo: Mark of the Wolves. They look unugly, normallee. When they're applied so poo'ly, tho, it is a berry different story.

soundz. Well, the soundz r about the best part about my homie Lauren. Sure, dey are low in nombre, very repetitititive, and kwuite maluzed in terms of timingming, but it could be worse, huhuhuhu. He could hab soundz at the euqalry to of Insane Hiryu. lol. huhuhuhuhu..

Gameplay. neckst up oiz...gameplay. pounds of boring movez dat take far 2 many damage. It gets no simplest dan dat. The colored boxes dat decide were u gethit aren't dat badd, but dey aion't gr8. dey cold be a many lots worst and do don't really effect gamepl8, accept in 3one or 2wo moves. Combobos r surely nonexistantaneous. I live fo4 comboz, and there r bery smallel. less u number de comboz frum the afoihreaoidhjk (editor's note: we believe the french vondicator meant to type "aforementioned") overpoweres movez. Then there's combos a-plenty. ;)

xpexting 1thing lame frum Jack Bandit RT, I DLed dis. helLo n behold, I don't been disappointed. Comparisoned to sum of da otter utter crapps out there, though, dis is actuallizationly kind orf descent. Not dat it matters wen comparisoned to de otter end ob de spectrometer, butt hey...it's de thawt that counts, right? huhuhuhu, neverminding. je ne suis pas!


Plus et Moins
+ It used 2 be Gato.
+ fairily preddy effex.
- Effex putt 2 horribility use
- compl8 lac of comboz.
- Cheap-butt movez.
- mozt likely solent codez.
Overall Score: 9
DA VONDICATOR EETZ NON-FRENCH CODE THIEVES!!! -____________-