| hey, look. Here comes Mature4evr--- I mean, ArchaicGamer, with a NEW 100% CHARACTER that's a waste of 39.1k of hard drive space.
Apparently, this is a ship from some old ass atari game called "elk attack," but who the fuck cares? it's ugly and it plays horribly.
the graphics consist of one sprite with a few modifications. yawn. the "attacks" consist of a crappy fireball I could never get to work, another crappy fireball that did work, and yet another fireball that also works the same, but LOOKS different. Please.
oh, and the BASIC attacks are true crap. They're two different colored, slow, short range beams that the ship fires. Only they can hit ONLY on the last frame, are very slow, and can be canceled part way into themselves. Now you're not even TRYING, Mature4evr. Oh, and no/very few required sprites, dozens of non-existant state messages, etc., etc.
there's NOTHING good I can say about this character. why did you even RELEASE it, archaicgamer? well, whatever the reason, you made a character shitty enough to get me to review it. I hope you're happy.
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