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Cheshire
created by Mag Cannon
review by [Rumiko]
download: Slam Fist Arena

Um... wow. Where should I start? Graphics, I guess. Not only does this person have no conception of humanoid movement (backward dash is like a jumping under a strobe light,) but no conception of shading, either. You'll see skin tones deciding on their own whether or not they want to be on a particular sprite. And the best part? When Cheshire stands still, her mammary glands are in ZERO GRAVITY! You'll have to see it to believe it!

Gameplay? GAMEPLAY? Here's gameplay: Hold forward and press HP forty times. If that's too slow for you, get your enemy in a corner and press QCF+X ten times. As for the moves, it's like playing a Rock Howard who's on crack! Ever wanted to see a KFM or Kyosuke super on very bad LSD? Right here. Everything you ever knew about time or velocity? Out the window! Watch Cheshire shoot out nine standing light punches before the enemy even knows what's going on! What her go for a jump kick and not hit until the animation accidentally loops on the way down. She can even hit and get hit without ever touching the enemy! And I can't forget to mention the teleports. Oh, the teleports. It's as if the creator decided, half way through making one of the moves, that this move should be on the ground instead of in the air. EXCELLENT. Cheshire redefines the laws (of the fecal composition of the Mugen character) here, people.


Pros and Cons
+ Zero gravity boobs.
+ It's original (well, the sprites are.)

- Standing Hard Punch.
- Name something, anything (except for zero gravity boobs.)

Overall Score: 8