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NekotrineB-9
created by Jonny 2 Hype
review by Shinaku
download: Slam Fist Arena

NekotrineB-9 (who will be referred to as Trine from this point on) is supposed to be a "boss" character. I thought bosses of games were supposed to be super intelligent and/or powerful. It's too bad that Trine isn't either.

Jonny 2 Hype was very lazy when programming Trine, which is can be seen in many ways. The CLSN boxes are horrible. Horrible. Horrible. For some reason, Jonny decided to include the air around Trine as areas where you can hit him. This is the result of pure laziness. His axis alignment is horrible as well. Also, when you jump over Trine he jumps up, turns around, and faces the opposite direction. What the fuck?

Furthermore, this character just isn't fun to play with. He moves very slowly and has very few attacks which are all horribly unoriginal. Playing as Trine is about as fun as being castrated by the teeth of 10 wild bears.

But wait, he's a boss character. So you probably won't be playing as him. What's it like playing against him? Well, it's just about as fun as playing as him. He presents no challenge whatsoever. He does have 2500 health, but that just prolongs his eventual defeat. He has no supers, nothing special. Just 5 or 6 attacks that are easy to avoid and counter.

Save your disk space! Trine isn't even worth thinking about.


Pros and Cons
+ Somewhat decent graphics.

- Everything else.

Overall Score: 9